BREAKING: Chicago Bears Name Week 1 QB: Mitch Trubisky

Who’s living his best life this LDW?
Money Making Mitch!
Let’s Fucking GO!
A source informs Schefter that, while Foles made it a difficult decision for the Bears. Trubisky stepped up as a leader which made Nagy choose him!
Perhaps it shouldn’t be a surprise that Mitch gets the nod for Week 1.
He has the past experience with the head coach and the organization.
Along with the long-standing desire for him to turn the corner and become a franchise guy, this takes the cake!
If worse comes to worse, we have Big Dick Nick!
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